Monday, June 25, 2007

Bud Lite Bears hold historic first practice

The Bud Lite Bears held their first practice tonight at Lowell Field in Waltham. In their only warm-up before Opening Day on July 5, the Bears demonstrated tremendous leg strength, great agility in the field and an unmatched stealthiness when it came to drinking in public.

Coach Emily Myerson plans to spend the time leading up to Opening Day devising the team strategery, while players will be busy in local weight rooms ... and by "weight rooms," I mean "bars."

The official Bud Lite Bears site will soon feature player profiles, as well as team news, game recaps and the official Bud Lite Bears logo, which art critics worldwide are hailing as the first masterpiece of the 21st Century.